Showing posts with label Random. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Random. Show all posts

Thursday, July 26, 2007

My Rating System



^ Rating System ^

As you can probably tell by the name of this blog...delicious flat chest is better than DD. So if I review anything I'll give it an image as a rating at the very end of the post. This image will be comprised of a single female and she will be used as the rating system. The main focus of the image will ultimately be her breasts. Does she have huge breasts? Thats bad. Does she have a delicious flat chest? Thats good. If whatever I'm rating is full of massive win then I'll probably use a special loli image. If its full of massive fail...well...

The rating scale will be from 1 to 10 (1 being the best and 10 being the worst) (also...there were only 8 shuffle girls available so I could only count to 8 with them ^^;;)

Here are a couple of examples. (all these images are just test images...rating images will be better looking and will hopefully be images that some of you haven't seen before)

Games

Gears of War


My Rating:


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Shadow of the Colossus


My Rating:

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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Samurai Stormtrooper

I thought this guy here deserved his a single post dedicated to him. One of the coolest outfits I have ever seen. This guy should get together with Danny Choo sometime.


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Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Anime Expo - Day 01

This was my first time going to a con...especially an anime con so I might not critisize it hard enough or I might critisize it too hard. I might praise it too much or I might not praise it enough...But these are just my thoughts.

So the day started off kinda slow...check-in to the hilton was 12:00pm and the expo opened at 12:00pm. Perfect timing I say. After checking in, unloading all our crap (group of 6) and getting back out it was already 1:30-1:40ish. Now...Long Beach is one of the most confusing places I have ever been to and it was no fun trying to drive around and find parking. Parking was a bitch too...8 dollars to get in...and if you left and came back...even just drove out the exit and turned right back in...they'd charge you another 8 bucks. (good thing I'm a sneaky bastard though)

So we finally reach the convention center and wudduya know?! It's even more
confusing than the entire long beach area combined! Since my group had absolutely no idea about what we wanted to do first or where anything was, we all just decided to walk around.......and we ended up standing in one place for 20 minutes. So all we had to do was turn around and there was an entrance to one of the buildings and we decided to walk in. We see about 4 doors with people flooding around it and so we walk over to the door and realize its the exibition hall. We're all like "fuck yea" and "time to go buy some stuff!" but some dude in a yellow shirt stops us and says "exit only. if you wanna get in you have to go around." So we're like ok lets go around and it turns out that the entrance to the exibition hall is exactly on the other damned side of the convention center. It should have been an easy walk around the convention center but...of course...we got lost. We found another entrance to a room which ended up being a theater with absolutely nothing going on in it. So we sat down inside, took out our guide books and found out that the entrance to the exibition hall was still further down the convention center.

So we finally make it to the front and WTFBBQ I say! It's not the exibition hall but the artist gallery!! Even though the map and the dude in the yellow shirt lied to us, since we finally got somewhere that was actually related to anime in some way we walked around and looked at the art that these independant artists had to offer. Some bad, some good and some awesome but all too damned expensive to buy so all we could do was look. After walking a little more we get to the middle of the artist gallery and THERE IT IS! the entrance to the exibition hall is in the middle of the artist gallery, hidden by a huge crowd of people and a big banner saying "Welcome to Anime Expo!".


We finally make it to the exhibition hall and it was quite a site. It was the most amount of anime goods I have ever seen in one place and I was ready to buy it all (if you know what I mean). So we split up into 2 groups...ok I lied...we got lost...and just walked around, checking out booths and buying stuff we really liked. I couldn't really tell if the stuff there was cheaper or more expensive than buying it online but I bought it anyway. So my group finally gets back together, we walk around a bit and there is a box of wallscrolls. The booth's security wasn't tight enough and that offended us. SO! we decided to teach them a lesson so they could learn from their mistakes and not let it happen again! Anyway, 8 wallscrolls later, we're walking around the exibition hall again. We got some pictures with cosplayers, visited some more booths, then decided to go watch the S.K.I.N. concert.


Now, I'm not hating on whoever it was in my group that wanted to watch them...but...lets just say the concert was a waste of time. So we get into the concert hall and the curtain is still up. The schedule says the concert will start in about 20 minutes so we bust out our DS's and play a bit of mario cart. One and a half hours later the concert still hasn't started and we're beginning to get bored. Two hours later and the curtain finally drops and out pops out 4 j-rockers known as Gackt, Miyavi, Sugizo and Yoshiki. I hear some guitar for about 30 seconds and for the rest of the concert I hear 2 girls screaming as loud as they can behind me. I was like ok...they are friken loud but I'll just deal with it. So I take out my camera and take some pictures seeing as everyone else in the hall was doing it too and some guy taps my right shoulder. I'm like whats up and he points to one of the staff members looking straight at me. Right when I look at him he screams louder than Gackt could ever scream and says "PUT YOUR CAMERA AWAY! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU TAKE ANOTHER PICTURE! YOU TAKE ANOTHER PICTURE AND YOUR OUTTA HERE DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!?!?!?" and I'm like "WTF MAN LOOK AT THE FUCKING CONCERT HALL?! DO SOMETHING ABOUT THEM!" and he goes "I'LL DEAL WITH THEM!" and he leaves. That pissed me off and I wanted to grab him and throw him off the fucking stands onto the floor below but he dissapeared. S.K.I.N. finally finishes singing and I'm pretty much deaf in both ears from all of Gackt's, the 2 girls, and that security guard's screaming.


So the concert ended two and a half hours late which threw the rest of the convention off schedule and made us miss pretty much everything the first day had to offer and thus ended my first day of Anime Expo. My only complaints about AX so far was the horrible organization and lack of staff (that knew wtf they were doing). I mean...I walked up to a staff member and asked them where ******** was and they responded with a "I dunno...I'm just here". But I guess I can't really blame em because everyone is a volunteer and AX is a nonprofit thing. Another gripe I have is the fact that Long Beach Convention Center wouldn't let AX staff patrol the concert hall and used their own security instead. I wouldn't have complained if they weren't such big faggots. I don't really remember a concert I went to that didn't allow photos. Even that would have been ok if that one security guard didn't get a boner over my camera and scream at me during the concert.

My last complaint is that I can't seem to start a new paragraph without using the word "So". Anyway here are some pictures from Day 1.

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Monday, June 18, 2007

ZzzzzzzzZZzzzzz

I'm a little late on updating but I might as well post this. Took me a few days to get this done...


I don't know where I get the spare time but somehow....I have enough to waste my time doing this...




Well...here is the rest of it colored in.


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Friday, June 8, 2007

Desu~

FINALLY! 3 days of almost nonstop drawing in MS Paint and I've finally finished my first large scale Paint drawing ever.

I'm quite pleased with the results too.

(I have way too much time on my hands)
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Friday, June 1, 2007

WTF...

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So, I was getting ready to bake up a storm and make some hellu tasty cookies for my extremely limited amount of figurines when all of a sudden...LOCKDOWN ALARM!?

It seems some emo bastard stole a cellphone and called my school's hotline tipping them off about someone bringing a gun to school which forced the school to put a lockdown into action. So there I was...sitting in my classroom with the lights off and curtains pulled over the windows hoping that another "Cho" wouldn't infiltrate my classroom and blast the living shit out of me with a pair of pussy pistols. In the end, the goddamned lockdown was a waste of time because someone figured out that the caller was lying. So now I'm pissed cause the lockdown ate into my lunchtime and because I never got to make those cookies. :[ Anyway they finally released us after they completed their sweep of the area....at least our school gained some popularity (or maybe notoriety) with all the news helicopters putting this load of bullshit up on their news channels.

Hey...maybe I was on TV :O

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Hardcore...

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This is hardcore vietnam style Bidoof. I did not create this monstrosity, my pedophile friend Shark Fujishiro did.

Anyway I'll be posting episode reviews of all the latest anime I watch in the near future. Yes they will be reviews on the subbed versions due to me not being able to understand japanese well enough to understand RAWs.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Let me introduce Bidoof

This is bidoof. He is my friend. Ok no he's not, but he is a pokemon; and if you say you don't know what pokemon is...your lying. Ok so why am I bringing up Bidoof in my first post ever on my blog that will probably never get any viewers? Because Bidoof is god!
Mudkips you say? HAH! You should know better than that. Seakings? FUCK NO!

Let me tell you something, with a Bidoof on your team, you are unstoppable. Bidoof can smash rocks, he can light caves, he can cut down trees, he can push boulders, he can surf...did I say he can SURF?! and he can swim up and down waterfalls. Can a Mewtwo surf? I don't think so. Can Mewtwo swim up and down waterfalls? I DON'T THINK SO! CAN MEWTWO PUSH BOULDERS?! Ok...so maybe he can, BUT HE CAN'T SURF OR SWIM UP WATERFALLS! So in the end Bidoof is the winner and will guarantee you a win against any opponent.


Unfortunately....there are some new pokemon that are total crap.


Take this pokemon for example. What is this? This is a turtwig. What the fuck is a turtwig? I'll tell you what a turtwig is. If your laying on the grass in your backyard, and your neighbor's dog somehow climbs over the fence and shits on your face...Thats a turtwig.

This is Croagunk. Croagunk is a pedophile and thats all I can say about him.


And finally we have Purugly. What the fuck are pokemon designers thinking nowadays? Oh well...

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